It seems a lawyer from Kenya has made the Obama family a very attractive offer. Felix Kiprono is in love from afar with 17 year old First Family oldest daughter, Malia.
For those who would scoff at his sincerity Kiprono insists his love is real and that he is not simply after the family's money. The Kenyan lawyer, age unknown, is no cheapskate by any means. He is offering President Obama fifty cows, seventy sheep and thirty goats for the hand of fair if, underaged, Malia.
And he is a romantic as well. He is hoping the President will bring Malia with him on his July trip to Kenya. He will tie a sacred plant around her head, according to local custom, and feed her sour milk. He promises to teach his new bride how to milk a cow like other Kenyan women.
I sure wish someone would approach me with a deal like that. Oh, certainly not livestock as an offering for Bonnie, Dusty or Shannon's promise of forever. The neighbors would likely complain. But maybe a fully loaded iPad might get my attention
Feel free to submit your best offer.