Loves me salty crackers
Loves them all day long
Loves them in my 'mato soup
'n' dipped in my won ton

Loves them crispy saltines
Loves them Triscuits too
Don't care much for Goldfish 'cuz
They can't hold the fondue.

If you want some Cheez-Its
Well, I'll sure share what I got
But don't you touch my Wheat Thins, Son
That just make me hot

Likes to wash them down with
One big swig o' Mountain Dew
But all I got is milk today
Hmmmmmm.....
Likes me cookies too!