Sometimes a fellow just needs to know how to hedge his bets. From here on and certainly in the hereafter, I'll be sure to prepare to meet my Maker whisker-free.

Actually, this church sign I engineered visiting the fun-loving project of the good folks over at Church Sign Generator, where you can custom design your own spiritual message to display on your own web site or even have it made into a refrigerator magnet . . . because you just don't have enough of those ubiquitous things already, do you?