Top 10 Things You Don't Want To Hear On A First Date

 

 

10.   "Sorry to bother you . . . my water is breaking."

9.    "Did you know In 'n Out Burger uses condiments to spell out Bible Scriptures right onto their meat? They got that from me."

8.    "I like cats. Do you like cats? Cuz I like cats. Do you like cats?"

7.    "Would you be jealous if my dress size were smaller than yours?"

 

 

6.    "I thought I'd miss my mom tonight. That's why I brought her along in my purse."

 

 

5.    "Ever seen the inside of a bunny?"

 

4.    "What's your favorite musical—besides Sweeney Todd?"

 

3.    "I'll bet you want to know what happened to the last four girls I dated . . . "

 

 

2.     "I'm a litle short tonight. Do you mind paying? I'll cover the next 150 dates."

 

And the number one thing you don't want to hear on a first date . . . . . 

 

1.     "What size burka do you wear?"

 

 

 

* With thanks to my daughter Shannon